// I found my roommate’s twitter…//



wow i really got around on the second day of school


i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 


i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 


i don’t even have her number????????????

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The regular girl couldn’t make it, so I’m here.

miss claudette has a special place in my heart. 

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She wouldn’t stop playing with guns so we set off some fireworks

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every fandom ever

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in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

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I wanted to say
I love you.

I used to always ask my best friends
how they knew when they were in love
but with you,
I just somehow knew
and now I understand what it means
to wish to drown someone
yet save them at the same time.

I wanted to say it out loud
but I didn’t want you to think I was crazy
and I didn’t want to give you even more power
control me
when you are on your way
to owning me.

If love is the answer, what is the question?” // M.D.L (via mingdliu)

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A moment of silent for all those in retail this holiday season.

this cartoon works at target clearly

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the finest tumblr
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